arsene york-hunt 2:42 Sun Aug 15
Idiotic football terminology
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- Give and go, pretentious and cuntish, when did they stop saying one - two.
- The Park instead of pitch - So where are the swings and slide etc.
- Not enough in that - Usually said when Man Utd or Liverpool give away an otherwise blatant penalty and it's not given by bent refs.
- He got a bit on the ball - after an assault on another player Loris taking out Lanzini 2017 was a great example of this.
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chim chim cha boo
6:27 Mon Aug 16
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'Obviously It's nice to get one but at the end of the day I'm obviously happy for the lads and we've got some points on the board'.
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Robson
5:07 Mon Aug 16
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"Up top" instead of "Up front"
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BRANDED
5:07 Mon Aug 16
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Can
Totally Mexico Bruv
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Tomsdad
5:01 Mon Aug 16
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I-AXE, instead of A-JACKS!
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Woodford Green
4:30 Mon Aug 16
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Kaiser Zoso 3:29 Mon Aug 16
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We go again
THIS! Fucking hate that term.
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arsene york-hunt
4:30 Mon Aug 16
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"...he opens his body up... " Really, invasive surgery on the pitch?.
"Div" Applied to anybody on WHO that goes to the matches.
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Swiss.
4:12 Mon Aug 16
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Slide rule pass.
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ironsofcanada
4:11 Mon Aug 16
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BRANDED 3:56 Mon Aug 16
If you mean Mexican Wave, I agree.
Just because you see it in Mexico first, does not make it Mexican.
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BRANDED
3:56 Mon Aug 16
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The Gaffer
Over the Moon
Mexico
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Kaiser Zoso
3:29 Mon Aug 16
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We go again
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gph
3:25 Mon Aug 16
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Assists are such a mixed bunch - sometimes, the striker's left so little to do that the goal really belongs to the assister, sometimes the striker makes a goal out of a shit pass which gives him nothing.
Sometimes, an assist is a beautiflu piece of football in its own right, sometimes it just bounces off your arse without you knowing anything about it.
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wanstead_hammer
9:02 Mon Aug 16
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Could never understand why the “assist” bit became so important when all the ‘stats’ started.
Assist = set him up.
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chim chim cha boo
8:41 Mon Aug 16
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'Ball around the corner'
'he's done him with the eyes'
'he's done ever so well there'
... and the one that makes my piss boil...
'he's hit that one perfectly and it's just gone wide'.
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The Hammers
2:26 Mon Aug 16
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“There's only one UNITED.”
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BillyJenningsBoots
1:47 Mon Aug 16
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Sorry nurse but its not terminology its female commentators. The one on tonights motd2 cant remember which match but its like listening to Sandi Toksvig... Terrible!
Call me old fashioned or non-pc but it just dont sound right
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SurfaceAgentX2Zero
12:56 Mon Aug 16
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A full pre-season (under his belt.)
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White Pony
12:21 Mon Aug 16
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HIGH PRESS
LOW BLOCK
TRANSITION
Fuck off.
It’s like management speak for football.
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Iron Duke
12:16 Mon Aug 16
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United or City when describing the two cunt clubs from Manchester.
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Vexed
9:11 Sun Aug 15
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The commentator pronunciation of Martin Braithwaite (please don't sign him Daves) during the euros - mangling it in a foreign accent even though its a fucking English name.
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